Voldemort

He who shall not be named

--Jan 10 Update--
In a moment of weakness on a Friday night, I texted him. A simple "Hey."
I was not expected a response. I was sort of hoping it would reinforce my anger towards him.
But he replied (after ignoring me for weeks). I was flabbergasted.

The "conversation" was awkward and generally terrible...

Me: hey
V: Hello
Me: Things better?
V: With?
Me: you. life. 2014.
Me: I've just missed ya.
V: I'm fabulous. I just hacked apart an Ikea dresser for an hour.
Me: sounds therapeutic
V: How are you?
Me: really good 

--
And that was it.  Here's the conversation I was hoping for...

V: I'm sorry about the way things went down.
Me:  Me too.

The end.

I do not feel like a 30 year old woman.

PS. He still owes me $1.2k